It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
