im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
