i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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