week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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