now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My dick has a subreddit
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
