problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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