you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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