there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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