i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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