Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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