didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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