paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This is the high leading the old right now
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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