Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i would punch a child for taco bell
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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