worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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