let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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