i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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