I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
