So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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