I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer