I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.