I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.