I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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