I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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