Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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