She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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