I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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