i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I think people are normalizing furries
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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