O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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