Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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