Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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