new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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