There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.