yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night