Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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