I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize