sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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