Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Randomize
