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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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