its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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