No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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