i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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