Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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