Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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