Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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