porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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