Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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