once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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