oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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