So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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