So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
My feet surprised me
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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