You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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