Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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