i think my tv is drunk
I think i peed on brittanys purse
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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