Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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