so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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