this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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