The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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