Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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