covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
why is half of my head shaved?
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